y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
this is the scene of the crime
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
Rubeus Remus Potter is what Albus Severus’ name should have been.
the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat
"lemme get a Boosie fade"
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
David John Au
Kuching. Lakefield. Penang